Buying Electric Fireplaces

Try This Perceptive Intelligence Test?

1. If you had only one match and you entered a room in which there was a kerosene lantern, a fireplace, and a wood burning stove, what would you light first?
2. Do the people living in England have a fourth of July?
3. How many animals of each species did Moses take aboard the ark with hm?
4. Some months have thirty days and some have thirty-one. How many months have twenty -eight days?
5. An electric train heads north at 80 miles an hour. The wind is blowing from the east at 20 miles an hour. In which direction will the smoke from the engine point?
6. How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
7. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
8. In the movie “The Lion King” all the animals show up at the meeting but one. Who did not show up?
9. How do you get the monkeys get across the river without getting eaten by the crocodile?

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January 10th, 2010 | Posted In Electric Fireplace FAQ
  1. Comment by chimodzi
    January 10, 2010 @ 9:56 pm

    1. THe match
    2. Yes, everyone using a Gregorian calendar
    3. It wasn’t Moses, it was Noah
    4. All months have at least 28 days
    5. No smoke from an electric train
    6. You just push it in.
    7. First you have to pull out the giraffe in order to push in the elephant.
    8. The elephant doesn’t show up, because it is in the refrigerator.
    9. Just swim across, because all the animals are at the meeting.

  2. Comment by la sorra
    January 11, 2010 @ 1:10 am

    first you’d probobly want to get the wood from the stove throw it into the fireplace put some kerosene on the wood and toss it in . 2 People in England? duh it’s for us. 3 It wasn’t even moses it was Noah. 4 just one right Feb.? 5 No smoke it’s electric. 6 Carefully and sneakily because the animal rights people catch you, you’re in for a not so sweet treat same for 7 you freak. and as for 8 and 9 I haven’t seem L K in a while so i forgot and my kids are grown up and I haven’t read that book in the longest about the monkeys and I forgot how they did it. BUT I DID GET MY TWO POINTS. so thanks for using up my valuable time, ask something more simple next time it’s almost 2 in the morning and my brain turns into a pumpkin after 12.

  3. Comment by Silent Listener
    January 11, 2010 @ 6:31 am

    1.The kerosene lantern
    2.Yes, they do.
    3.Two
    4.One
    5.Upwards
    6.Cut it into pieces!
    7.Remove the walls of the refrigerator
    8.Scar
    9.Take them in a boat

  4. Comment by straitjacket feeling
    January 11, 2010 @ 8:03 am

    1) the match
    2) no matter where you are there is a july 4th
    3) all months have 28 days
    4) none. noah did the ark deal
    5) there is no smoke, the train is electric
    6) open the door and put him in and then shut the door
    7) open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and then shut the door
    8) the elephant. he’s still stuck in the refrigerator
    9) swim, the crocodile is at the meeting.
    thanks, that was fun.

  5. Comment by Jay M
    January 11, 2010 @ 2:09 pm

    1. the match
    2. yes but they don’t celebrate it.
    3. NOAH was the ark guy
    4. All have 28 days
    5. electric train… no smoke
    6. ?
    7. ?
    8. Simba
    9. they use the bridge

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