Kids Say The Darndest Things!?

this is long but hilarious. i thought i would share it with you.
Kids, aged 5 to 10, were asked questions about what they thought of love and marriage. Here’s what they said.
Love and Marriage:
* “If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don’t want to do it. It takes too long.” — Glenn, age 7
* “Love is like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.” — John, age 9
* “I think you’re supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn’t supposed to be so painful.” — Manuel, age 8
* “No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That’s why perfume and deodorant are so popular.” — Mae, age 9
* “Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too.” — Greg, age 8
* “Once I’m done with kindergarten, I’m going to find me a wife.” — Tom, age 5
* “On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.” — Mike, 10
* “I’m in favor of love as long as it doesn’t happen when Dinosaurs is on television.” — Jill, age 6
* “One of the people has freckles, and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too.” — Andrew, age 6
* “My mother says to look for a man who is kind. That’s what I’ll do. I’ll find somebody who’s kinda tall and handsome.” — Carolyn, age 8
* “It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I’m just a kid. I don’t need that kind of trouble.” — Kenny, age 7
* “One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills.” — Ava, age 8
* “When somebody’s been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl. He says to her, ‘I’ll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced.’” — Anita, 9
* “I’m not rushing into being in love. I’m finding fourth grade hard enough.” — Regina, age 10
* “Most men are brainless, so you might have to try more than once to find a live one.” — Angie, age 10
* “A man and a woman promise to go through sickness and illness and diseases together.” — Marlon, age 10
* “[Being] single is better . . . for the simple reason that I wouldn’t want to change no diapers. Of course, if I did get married, I’d figure something out. I’d just phone my mother and have her come over for some coffee and diaper-changing.” — Kirsten, age 10
* “Love is foolish…but I still might try it sometime.” — Floyd, age 9
* “Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me.” — Dave, age 8
Kissing:
* “When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down, and they don’t get up for at least an hour.” — Wendy, age 8
* “You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, ’cause she’ll want to have videos of the wedding.” — Jim, age 10
* “Never kiss in front of other people. It’s a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours.” — Kally, age 9
* “You learn [how to kiss] right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get the best of you.” — Doug, age 7
* “If it’s your mother, you can kiss her anytime. But if it’s a new person, you have to ask permission.” — Roger, age 6
* “It’s never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you. That’s why I stopped doing it.” — Tammy, age 10
* “I know one reason kissing was created. It makes you feel warm all over, and they didn’t always have electric heat or fireplaces or even stoves in their houses.” — Gina, age 8
* “The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.” — Curt, age 7
* “The rules goes like this: if you kiss someone, then you should marry her and have kids with her. It’s the right thing to do.” — Howard, age 8
* (on seeing a couple kissing) “He is trying to steal her chewing gum!” — Boy, age 6
Beauty:
* “If you want to be loved by somebody who isn’t already in your family, it doesn’t hurt to be beautiful.” — Anita, age 8
* “Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time.” — Christine, age 9
* “It isn’t always how you look. Look at me. I’m handsome like anything, and I haven’t got anybody to marry me yet.” — Brian, age 7
How People In Love Act:
* “Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food.” — Brad, age 8
* “They act mooshy. Like puppy dogs, except puppy dogs don’t wag their tails nearly as much.” — Arnold, age 10
* “All of a sudden, the people get movies fever so they can sit together in the dark.” — Sherm, age 8
* “Romantic adults usually are all dressed up, so if they are just wearing jeans it might mean they used to go out or they just broke up.” — Sarah, age 9
* “It’s love if they order one